A man produces 3 million new sperm cells every hour of his life.
The average male member in all its glory is 6 inches long and 5 inches in circumference.
'70s porn star Annie Sprinkle claims have had sex with more 3,000 men.
5% of men admit to self pleasuring twice a day.
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt claims his first sexual experience was with a chicken.
Hanged men become erect as they die.
The average amount of male ejaculate is about 1 tablespoon, or 10cc, which is how the bands 10cc and Lovin' Spoonful got their names.
A humpback whale's erect schwanse is 10 feet long.
White women get 97% of boob jobs.
A man's sticky starch contains protein and trace minerals, and only 15-25 calories per serving.
Texas law makes it illegal for a woman to own more then 6 sex toys.
Utah has a full-time, $75,000-a-year "Porn Czar," who tracks adult video sales and drums up obscenity cases. The current Czarina is Paula Houston, a 30-something former missionary and self-proclaimed virgin.
67% of men prefer women who shave south of the border.
Former Cuban President Batista spoke out against the growing scourge of American and European pornography, arguing that it took business away from local prostitutes.
A father and son are most often identical in
the size of their wedding tackle.
John Lennon's first sexual experience was being fondled at age 12 by a man he didnt know.
Brainy chicks are kinkier. College grads have more oral sex then high school dropouts, and women with PH.D's are twice as likely to want a one night stand then those with bachelor's degrees.
Its much easier for a woman to catch an STD then it is for a man.
The bedroom is the room in which most people tell a lie.
Oral sex is illegal in Arizona, Florida, Minnesota, Louisiana, parts of Michigan, North Carolina, South Carolina, Utah, and Virginia. In Idaho, it can get you life in prison.
One in 3 men cheats on his partner, as opposed to 1 in 4 women.
Only 28% of female cheaters get caught.
Vigorous sex burns between 100 and 200 calories.
What do bull testicles, goat eyes, deer sperm, and rhino horn have in common? They are some of the 100s of things eaten by men for alleged aphrodisiac properties.
15% of priests and nuns break their vows of chasity.
A 15 year old girl in Mississippi can marry without parental consent, but must wait a year to legally have sex with her new husband.
70% of all CEOs say office affairs are OK.
The vast majority of men come within six mintues of penetration.
Spanish Fly, the most famous of all supposed aphrodisiacs, is a mild poison made from dried beetle, and "works" by irritating the uro-genital tract. Over-comsumption can lead to scarring of the urethra, or even death.
JFK lost his virginity to a $3 hooker.
Pre-marital sex was illegal in Connecticut until the late '60s.
For centuries, the Catholic church declared "man on top" the only acceptable position for sex. Its called missionary position because missionaries were to teach it as part of their efforts to "civilize" non-Christian races.
Receiving oral sex is No. 1 on american males' sexual top 10, with straight intercourse, threesomes, and groping in the top 5.
During the '70s, there was a rash of Thai women cutting off their drunk husband's member and feeding it to their farm animals. So epidemic was the crime that Thai men were often heard leaving their friends at the bar with "I'd better get home, or teh wife will give the pigs a snack."
Americans spend more money on peep shows and strip clubs then all forms of legitimate theater, Broadway, classical music, opera, and jazz combined.
Sex with a woman is the third most common fantasy for gay men.
The biggest wang on record is 12 inches, erect.
Most men who see prostitutes are married.
Angela Lansbury's 13-year-old daughter spent a summer traveling(with mom's permission) with Charles Manson and his "family," and lost her virginity to him.
The first known sex film was made in 1894, a mere six year from the inception of motion pictures. While porn was illegal until the early 1970s, evidence if randy old-timers is now widely available on video compilations such as What got Grandpa Hot.
The age of consent in the USA is primarily split between 16 and 18 years old. However, in liberal Hawaii, 14 year olds are allowed to have sex as adults.
City dwellers have almost twice as many sexual partners as rural residents. They are also twice as likely to cheat or visit a hooker.
More then 70% of men who make $60,000 or more per year cheat on their wives; only 16% of those making $5,000 or less are unfaithful.
J. Edgar Hoover, Oscar Wilde, Chief Crazy Horse, Pope Paul II and Pope Julius III, Leonard Bernstein, Alexander the Great, Sigmund Freud, Lawerence of Arabia, Plato, Peter Tchaikovsky and Florence Nightingale were all gay or bi.
Married couples in their late 20s have sex an average of 2.5 times week.
Less then 10% of white american males frequent prostitutes, down 5% since the 1950s.
Gay men rate higher then straight men in dissatisfaction with the size of their sexual organ.
90% of men were happy with their first sexual encounter as opposed to 66% of women.
Until 1972, homosexuality was officially a mental illness, classified as such along with schizophrenia and multiple personalities.
The average age for both genders for a first sexual experience is 17.
Most men chalk up fewer then 10 sexual conquests in their whole lives.
There are more 20-year-old virgins now then there were in the late '50s.
A well run strip club cam gross as much as $5 million per year.
You wouldnt know it from watching Sex and the City, but most women have had fewer then 5 sex partners.
Gay men buy 10 times more CDs then straight men.
Both men and women are most likely to have their first orgasm alone.
Science has proof of men who are barely half an inch when fully extended.
President Nixon, whose administration launched a costly government anti-porn campaign, loved going to strip clubs.
A condom will last about a month in a wallet before the rubber gets worn down by friction, making it more likely to break.
Cross dressing '50s TV comic Milton Berle is considered one of the best-hung stars in showbiz history. Jason Priestly, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Matt Dillon, Marlon Brando, and Charlie Chaplin are other rumored members of Hollywood's long shlong club.
The record for male orgasm is 16 in one hour.
Wood blocks, sea sponges, and lemon halves were barrier birth-control methods used in the past.
Women who smoke average twice as many sex partners as those who dont.
A top porn star can earn $20,000 a week dancing at strip clubs.
According to a 1996 study, homophobic men show a higher arousal rate when shown gay porn then do men with ambivelent attitudes toward homosexuality.
Andy Warhol claimed to have encountered a man who was blessed with 2 members; the producers of Caligula claim their similar double-donged orgy jockey was also the real thing.
A man's unit shrinks slightly right after viewing or participating in a sports victory.
Jews and Atheists have more sex partners then Catholics and Protestants
A woman is sexually peaks in her early 30s, a man in his late teens.
There are nearly 150 new adult video titles released weekly.
In Thailand, free vasectomies are performed on the king's birthday.
Circumcision for christian males became widespread after doctors claimed it helped curb self-abuse.
30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation.
Almost half of all adults urinate a bit during sex.
Learned men believed well into the 20th century that "self-abuse" caused epilepsy.
A British doctor found that Olympians performed better 90 minutes after knockin' boots.
According to a 1996 study, men from NY produce the highest rate of sperm in america. Men from LA produce the least.
During much of the 20th century, electroshock, radiation, castration, and even lobotomy were common medical "treatments" for homosexuality. One doctor, Walter J. Freeman, would lobotomize gays and lesbians at public events, as many as 25 a day, often with an unsterilized ice pick.
The following are all of the Weekly Droppings that have appeared on Mindless Crap, dating back to the first one posted on October 1, 2000.
Over the same period of time, women who read romance novels tend to have twice as many lovers as those who don't.
According to the Kinsey Institute, masturbation is more common among white-collar workers than blue-collar workers.
Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a bachelor's degree.
Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone.
On average, 20% of women who live with their boyfriends have another sex partner.
The two leading causes of temporary impotence are prolonged cigarette smoking and tight pants.
Acrotomophilia occurs when you have a sexual attraction to amputees.
According to the Kama Sutra, a mixture of camel's milk and honey will keep a man erect night and day.
According to Penthouse magazine, more women complain about infrequent sex than men do.
The frequency with which a woman has orgasms during her sleep actually increases as she ages during her childbearing years.
Forty percent of women have said they had an orgasm while dreaming about sex. That number is 80% for men.
According to a Kinsey survey, 75% of men ejaculate within three minutes pf penetration.
The typical lovemaking session averages 15 minutes in length.
Males under the age of forty are typically able to achieve an erection in less than ten seconds.
Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm.
The French tickler was invented by a Tibetan monk.
Rabbits have been the emblem of fertility because of its well-known talents for multiplying.
Timmie Jean Lindsey of Houston, TX became the first person to get silicone breast implants in 1962.
A typical orgasm lasts from three to ten seconds, with contractions occurring every 0.8 seconds for both men and women.
The Kama Sutra details techniques on ten types of kisses, 64 different caresses, eight variations on oral sex, and 84 positions for intercourse.
Medomalacuphobia is the fear of losing an erection.
There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen.
According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.
Somebody actually timed a rattlesnake mating session that lasted 22.75 hours.
According to recent surveys, the man is the most likely partner to be tied up during sex.
Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis.
A study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom during intercourse.
The average bra is designed to last for only 180 days of use.
The most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, was 134 by one female and sixteen for a male.
A small flaccid penis generally has a greater percentage increase during erection than a larger flaccid penis.
According to Playboy, the most popular sexual aid is erotic literature.
Besides the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.
Women who are housewives are, as a whole, more faithful than working women.
According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.
Women say that the part of a man's body that they admire the most is his buttocks.
Studies have shown that men become sexually aroused nearly every time they dream.
Studies show that, for some unknown reason, the higher the level of education, the more men tend to have wet dreams.
Menstrual cramps have been known, in rare cases, to induce orgasms.
A "buckle bunny" is a woman who goes to rodeos with the express intent of having sex with a rodeo cowboy.
Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex.
Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.
Studies have proven that it's harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find sexually attractive.
The name of Wyoming's Grand Teton peak literally means "big tit."
According to statistics, Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date.
The same chemical responsible for the ecstatic highs of love and sexual attraction, phenylethylamine, is also found in chocolate.
The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester.
Exhibitionists are most likely to be married men.
The usual result of ingesting Spanish Fly is vomiting.
The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate.
Compulsive or pathological sexual behavior have a 12-step program available to them through SLAA, the Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous.
A survey conducted by Masters and Johnson in the early 1980s revealed that the third-most frequent fantasy amongst both homosexual men and women was a heterosexual encounter.
Sperm banks keep their donor semen at approximately -321 degrees Fahrenheit. At that temperature, it could be kept indefinitely.
Among transsexuals who choose sex-change operations, females who elect to become males are reportedly happier and better adjusted after the procedures than males who elect to become female.
The most successful X-rated movie of all time is Deep Throat. It cost less than $50,000 to make it and has earned more than $100 million.
While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.
Believe it or not, there's actually a word for the fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis. It's called ithyphallophobia.
Homosexuality remained on the American Psychiatric Association's list of mental illnesses until 1973.
Oculolinctus is a fetish whereby people are sexually aroused by licking a partner's eyeball. A word of caution if you want to try this: oral herpes can be transferred to the eye.
At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent.
The first "official" vasectomy was performed in 1893.
The smallest erect penis on record was one centimeter long.
Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.
The Roman emperor Nero used to dress up young boys in his dead wife's clothes and make love to them.
According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal.
An agalmatophiliac is someone who has a fetish for statues or mannequins. These people tend to have an uncontrollable desire to masturbate whenever they see a nude mannequin.
It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused.
Women who respond to sex surveys in magazines have had five times as many lovers as non-respondents.
Black women are 50% more likely than white women to have an orgasm when they have sex.
Micropenis is a rare disorder where the afflicted suffers from an unusually small penis, roughly .75 to one inch long...and that's erect.
An unobstructed penis is capable of shooting semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.
One of the reasons male deer rub their antlers on a tree or the ground is to masturbate.
In 1995, Mo Ka Wang, a Chi Kung master in Hong Kong, lifted over 250 pounds of weight two feet off the floor with his erect penis.
It's been said that Adolph Hitler was a coprophiliac, which means he had a fetish for women's feces. He also had a thing for being urinated on by women.
It's been estimated that the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation (temporarily suffocating yourself while masturbating) takes the lives of 250 to a thousand people each year. I guess going blind is the least of your worries.
It's been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.
The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.
In earlier times, virginity on one's wedding night was of the greatest importance. To prove that the bride was a virgin, it was customary that the couple would display the bloodstained bedsheet for all to see once the wedding was consummated.
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn't work.
The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
Every day, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment. There's 2000, there's 2000, there's another 2000...
It was during the Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt. Now he's much more respectable (or Scottish?).
Thirty percent of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends. Just in case you ever wondered why Viagra stock kept rising...
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air, perform a sex act that lasts only two seconds. Even more amazing is the fact that any sex act can be performed mid-air in two seconds.
A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc. Ladies! Here's a totally valid reason to curb the whole sports watching addiction!
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein, which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece. This must be why everyone in ancient Greece was so darned healthy--just look at all those statues.
The word avocado comes from the Spanish word "aguacate" which is derived from the Aztec word "ahuacati," which means testicle. This makes a helluva lot more sense to me than "huevos," which means "eggs." So, would you rather be told you've got a huge set of avocados or eggs?
