So here is one that I have heard several times, to varying degrees, and I thought I would share the laugh with you all. Now, all of my friends know of my extracurricular activities... I sell sex toys for a living woo hoo! A few months back, some friends and I were sitting around having some coffee and they were looking through my new catalogs. One of my girlfriends found the BenWa Balls in the catalog and wanted to know if they really worked. As I sat there explaining how they work, another girlfriend, lets call her Jane, started laughing. The rest of us obviously had to know what was so funny, and she tells us this story of the first day that she got hers.
She was so excited to try them out she popped them in as soon as she got into her car from the post office. Now, this was one of those days (moms you will understand) when her son was hungry and wanted to play. In order to keep the peace, she offered up McDonald's to appease the cranky, hungry child. As soon as she walks in and orders her food, her son takes off running into the play area. She is still holding in her balls, doing her kegels, and goes into the playroom. Suddenly, she hears plop, plop and turns around just in time to see two golden, sparkling balls go rolling across the play area and over under a table. Mortified, she chases the offending balls, retrieves them from underneath the nearby table, and gathers as much dignity as possible before getting her son and leaving.So here ladies, is an important lesson.... If you have never used BenWa Balls before DO NOT pop both of them in and leave the house, you will end up with a situation that is AWKWARD.
There are a few things that everyone should know before using BenWa Balls. Ready, here we go, so pay attention....
1.They are heavy and smooth, start with one, in the privacy of your own home, and work up to two. Its lifting weights for your vagina ladies, you dont start out with 75lb weights for your arms first time out, you have to work up to it.
2. If you cant get them out, dont panic. If you panic, your muscles will tighten and you will make it worse. Relax, breathe, squat, and they will fall out.
3. Do not put them in to do your exercises at a time of the month where your cervix is dilated. There is a SMALL, but non-zero chance, in some women that they can get lodged in your cervix, and that would be a very embarrassing trip to the ER... best not to chance it.
Like with everything else good in life there are some simple safety tips. BenWa Balls are fabulous for your vaginal muscles, can help you with bladder control, and make sex LOTS more fun. We all know I am an advocate for fun sex, so... Have you played with your balls today?
She was so excited to try them out she popped them in as soon as she got into her car from the post office. Now, this was one of those days (moms you will understand) when her son was hungry and wanted to play. In order to keep the peace, she offered up McDonald's to appease the cranky, hungry child. As soon as she walks in and orders her food, her son takes off running into the play area. She is still holding in her balls, doing her kegels, and goes into the playroom. Suddenly, she hears plop, plop and turns around just in time to see two golden, sparkling balls go rolling across the play area and over under a table. Mortified, she chases the offending balls, retrieves them from underneath the nearby table, and gathers as much dignity as possible before getting her son and leaving.So here ladies, is an important lesson.... If you have never used BenWa Balls before DO NOT pop both of them in and leave the house, you will end up with a situation that is AWKWARD.
There are a few things that everyone should know before using BenWa Balls. Ready, here we go, so pay attention....
1.They are heavy and smooth, start with one, in the privacy of your own home, and work up to two. Its lifting weights for your vagina ladies, you dont start out with 75lb weights for your arms first time out, you have to work up to it.
2. If you cant get them out, dont panic. If you panic, your muscles will tighten and you will make it worse. Relax, breathe, squat, and they will fall out.
3. Do not put them in to do your exercises at a time of the month where your cervix is dilated. There is a SMALL, but non-zero chance, in some women that they can get lodged in your cervix, and that would be a very embarrassing trip to the ER... best not to chance it.
Like with everything else good in life there are some simple safety tips. BenWa Balls are fabulous for your vaginal muscles, can help you with bladder control, and make sex LOTS more fun. We all know I am an advocate for fun sex, so... Have you played with your balls today?
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